It's ok if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.

Mirrors don't lie... and lucky for you, they don't laugh.

In Life, There's Someone For Everyone - And The Person For You, Is A Psychiatrist - Specialty Design

Sorry for being late...I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

I'm not sure how many problems I have, because Math is one of them.

Exercise, eat right, stay out of trouble, sleep enough, Die Anyway...

Sometimes I think I've seized the wrong F*ing day...

Dark Humor is Like Food, Not Everyone Gets It

Don't Be a Simp - Funny Anti-Simp Tee

You are not enough, Try harder LOL

Always take my advice, I'm not using it

If you fall, I'll be there.... - The Ground

'To the person behind me' - Comfy Fleece Hoodie

I got a dig bick...

I refuse to join any club...

I'm 6 feet & 4 inches...those are two different measurements...

If you fall, I'll be there.... - The Ground

If at First You Don't Succeed, Maybe You Just Suck - Funny Quote - Hooded Sweatshirt

Say Happiness, without the "Ha" - Unisex Softstyle

'YOU WANT TO WIN...DON'T SUCK'

I never dreamed one day I would be a se*y old man, but here we are...

Gaslighting is not real, you're just crazy!